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Archive for January 2nd, 2006

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

by @ Monday, January 2nd, 2006. Filed under quotes

Scene 3
[clop clop]
ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I’m thirty seven.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I’m thirty seven — I’m not old!
ARTHUR: Well, I can’t just call you `Man’.
DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis’.
ARTHUR: Well, I didn’t know you were called `Dennis.’
DENNIS: Well, you didn’t bother to find out, did [...]

Turkeys

by @ Monday, January 2nd, 2006. Filed under quotes

As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly…
- Mr. Carlson WKRP in Cincinnati

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