Misc “The Office” Quotes
Angela: Any problems?
Dwight: Well you left the TV on and your cat is dead. She’s in a better place. Actually, the place that she’s in is the freezer. Because of the odor.
Angela: I have this crazy thought, that I know is crazy, that maybe Dwight killed my cat. When I got home, Sprinkles’ body was in the freezer where Dwight said he left her, but all my bags of frozen french fries had been clawed to shreds.
Dwight: With the electricity we’re using to keep Meridith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what’s unethical.
Michael: Is there a god? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus’s dad?
October 10th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Dwight Schrute I got you a ferral cat I trapped in my barn. His name is Garbage, because that is what he likes to eat.
Angela: But I don’t want Garbage, I want Sprinkles!