So I have a friend from Australia named Katherine Coombs who has lived in London for some time now. Has anyone seen her or heard from her? It is like she dropped off the map for the last couple months… If you happen to know where in the world Katherine is, could you kick her and tell her to say hi to her buddy joe? I need a good dose of that lovely Australian attitude and insight and of course the great accent and word choice doesn’t hurt either.
Yes yes, I have other English friends, but I am sorry, you just won’t do. Especially you Dean you git. 
thanks!