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Archive for December 24th, 2007

Going far…

by @ Monday, December 24th, 2007. Filed under humour

This officer should go far….. and the sooner he starts, the better.
  - excerpt from employee performance reports of Royal Navy

Opinions…

by @ Monday, December 24th, 2007. Filed under quotes

One test is worth a thousand opinions.

Insanity…

by @ Monday, December 24th, 2007. Filed under quotes

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
  - Einstein

Breaking News…

by @ Monday, December 24th, 2007. Filed under humour

This news item just in from Texas…~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps a woman’s breasts from jiggling and bouncing when she walks.
At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside where a large group of cowboys beat the shit out of him.

Rage…

by @ Monday, December 24th, 2007. Filed under quotes

Do not go quietly into the night…Rage, rage, rage against the dying of the light…- Dylan Thomas

Theory -vs- Practice

by @ Monday, December 24th, 2007. Filed under quotes

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.But, in practice, there is…

Forcing services to run in their own process

by @ Monday, December 24th, 2007. Filed under tech

Handy blog article for troubleshooting services provided by SVCHOST.
http://blogs.technet.com/ganand/archive/2007/12/23/how-to-isolate-a-service-in-its-own-scvhost-exe.aspx
It also links to
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/314056
 
Basically the idea is that some service executables have multiple services in them and they share a process when they start. There could be times you don’t want that to happen with SVCHOST because there is such a large number of arbitrary services [...]

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