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Archive for December 31st, 2009

Everyone is looking for work…

by @ Thursday, December 31st, 2009. Filed under humour

A multinational corporate advertises for a secretary. A golden retriever applies for the job, passes the typing test, and is granted an interview. The human-resources manager asks, “Do you speak any foreign languages?” And the golden retriever says, “Meow.” Rating 3.00 out of 5

Nut…

by @ Thursday, December 31st, 2009. Filed under humour

Pat: Mike, I’m calling you from the freeway on my new cell phone. Mike: Be careful, Pat. They just said on the radio that there is a nut driving the wrong way on the freeway. Pat: One nut? Hell, there are hundreds of them! Rating 3.00 out of 5

Change course…

by @ Thursday, December 31st, 2009. Filed under humour

The lookout on a battleship spies a light ahead off the starboard bow. The captain tells him to signal the other vessel, “Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!” The answer comes back, “Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!” The captain is furious. He signals, “I am a captain. We are on a collision […]

Is this a joke?

by @ Thursday, December 31st, 2009. Filed under humour

A blind man, a Lesbian, and a frog walk into a bar. The barkeep looks up at them and says, “What is this… a joke?” Rating 3.00 out of 5

You are not supposed to be happy… It’s JAIL!

by @ Thursday, December 31st, 2009. Filed under general

This morning on the Fox 2 news in Detroit there was a report that the 50 year old refrigerator at the Macomb County Jail had mold in it and had to be shut down. That meant that prisoners had to be fed bologna sandwiches and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and the prisoners were complaining… […]

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