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As I have mentioned previously, I live in Michigan. It is a generally good state, there are things that really bother me about it such as the months of December through February inclusive, the city of Detroit in its entirety, the ultra conservative folks of western Michigan (Grand Rapids primarily), the preponderance of obese people [...]

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the “Four F’s”: fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating.
-Unknown psychology professor in neuropsychology course

Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they’ve got nothing to worry about.
-Beverly Mickins

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.
- Cary Grant

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, “I guess we answered that question.”
-Author Unknown

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
-W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
-Chinese Proverb

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
-Author Unknown