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A disease is a disease, Addiction is addiction
No one ever tried to sell me a bag of tuberculosis….
  – Ty Barnett

Click It or Ticket
And ah… I understand why they’re saying they want you to wear your seat belt…. be safe…. I got that….
So shouldn’t we have seatbelts on buses?
Public Transportation! You don’t need to be protected?
That’s like saying…
Always practice safe sex…
Unless you’re sleeping with a prostitute…
    – Ty Barnett
 

I like to be real private; you don’t always want everyone around you – even when they like you.
  – Axl Rose

Sometimes your friends are your lovers, or have been at one time.
  – Axl Rose

My son is now an “entrepreneur.” That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.
  – Ted Turner

If I only had a little humility, I’d be perfect.
  – Ted Turner

All my life people have said that I wasn’t going to make it.
  -Ted Turner

There’s nothing wrong with being fired.
  -Ted Turner