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A multinational corporate advertises for a secretary. A golden retriever applies for the job, passes the typing test, and is granted an interview. The human-resources manager asks, “Do you speak any foreign languages?” And the golden retriever says, “Meow.” Rating 3.00 out of 5
Pat: Mike, I’m calling you from the freeway on my new cell phone. Mike: Be careful, Pat. They just said on the radio that there is a nut driving the wrong way on the freeway. Pat: One nut? Hell, there are hundreds of them! Rating 3.00 out of 5
The lookout on a battleship spies a light ahead off the starboard bow. The captain tells him to signal the other vessel, “Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!” The answer comes back, “Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!” The captain is furious. He signals, “I am a captain. We are on a collision […]
A blind man, a Lesbian, and a frog walk into a bar. The barkeep looks up at them and says, “What is this… a joke?” Rating 3.00 out of 5
This morning on the Fox 2 news in Detroit there was a report that the 50 year old refrigerator at the Macomb County Jail had mold in it and had to be shut down. That meant that prisoners had to be fed bologna sandwiches and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and the prisoners were complaining… […]
Centerfold, your previous answer was so wrong it almost became right again… If you would… please help me choose the subject for my pending criticism. – Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs) Rating 3.00 out of 5
http://download.microsoft.com/download/5/C/0/5C0BD0AB-040D-4C56-A60B-661001012DDA/Windows_Server_2008_R2_e-book.pdf Rating 3.00 out of 5
Convert your system into a virtual… http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/ee656415.aspx Rating 3.00 out of 5
This looks pretty cool, XP Mode virtualization without the dreaded hardware virtualization support requirement… I poked around the web site, couldn’t tell what their business model is supposed to be. Do they intend to just give this away? http://www.vmlite.com/ Rating 3.00 out of 5
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/18/windows_7_heart/ I found this to be an interesting article. I was really interested in the part about Heap Shimming via Fault Tolerant Heap (FTH). Of course my first thought was cool, how do you get a list of apps that this is being applied to. Up until today I had only found a command to […]
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