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Little Generation Y humour…

by @ Thursday, April 17th, 2014. Filed under humour

THE ‘Y’ CHROMOSOME People born before 1946 are called – The Greatest Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called – The Baby Boomers . People born between 1965 and 1979 are called – Generation X. And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called – Generation Y. Why do we call the last […]

Best animated GIF ever!

by @ Wednesday, January 8th, 2014. Filed under humour

Rating 4.60 out of 5

Great joke product…

by @ Tuesday, December 17th, 2013. Filed under humour

I saw this on Amazon, the comments about made me cry I was laughing so hard…   http://link.joeware.org/GummyBears Rating 3.00 out of 5

Really NETGEAR Warranty Registration site????

by @ Sunday, November 3rd, 2013. Filed under humour

Rating 4.00 out of 5

The Cloud… A Public Service Announcement

by @ Monday, April 1st, 2013. Filed under humour

Cloud: a visible mass of particles of condensed vapor (as water or ice) suspended in the atmosphere of a planet (as the earth) or moon. Think back a few short years ago, that simple word brought wonderful visions of beautiful light airy vapor floating aimlessly across the sky. Visualize it, if you can… Whole afternoons […]

Humans 100% inaccurate in understanding Ground Hog Weather Prediction

by @ Monday, March 18th, 2013. Filed under humour

So according to http://earthsky.org/earth/groundhog-day-2013-how-accurate-is-punxsutawney-phil our favorite ground hog, Punxsutawney Phil is only accurate 39% of the time. Is this just the weather people trying to feel better about themselves? What if it isn’t Phil’s accuracy that is poor, with 61% of the time incorrectly predicting weather… What if in fact it is humans reading the […]

We’re now providing the same level of service to our subscribers at zero the cost…

by @ Tuesday, February 5th, 2013. Filed under humour

"Gentlemen, today I moved Kabletown’s Customer Service to a part of India that has no phones. We’re now providing the same level of service to our subscribers at zero the cost."   I will really really really miss 30 Rock… Rating 4.33 out of 5

Windows Server vNext

by @ Monday, January 7th, 2013. Filed under humour

The following feature information of Windows Server vNext information is not NDA, repeat not NDA… Due to the fact that it has been arbitrarily determined that the minimum barrier of something you know combined with something you have is too low for authenticating administrators, a new requirement to bring default administrator authentication up to three-factor […]

Morning chuckle…

by @ Thursday, November 8th, 2012. Filed under humour

A friend sent me this this morning, made me chuckle.   Rating 4.00 out of 5

1AM – 6AM AD Support Call Handling 101: I will find you and I will kill you…

by @ Friday, October 5th, 2012. Filed under humour

A friend sent me a humourous email today, I felt I should share…   From: SomeADDude  Sent: Friday, October 05, 2012 12:01 PM To: joe Subject: Was it wrong of me to answer an AD support call last night like this? I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you […]

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