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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cd7Bsp3dDo
In English and slightly different… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUQRbqc2qtY&NR=1
And for the nerds… Star Wars Help Desk… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q8DriPCX2o

Iranian Air Defense Site: ‘Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.’
Aircraft: ‘This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace..’ 
Air Defense Site: ‘You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!’ 
Aircraft: ‘This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter.  [...]

A multinational corporate advertises for a secretary.
A golden retriever applies for the job, passes the typing test, and is granted an interview.
The human-resources manager asks, “Do you speak any foreign languages?”
And the golden retriever says, “Meow.”

Pat: Mike, I’m calling you from the freeway on my new cell phone.
Mike: Be careful, Pat. They just said on the radio that there is a nut driving the wrong way on the freeway.
Pat: One nut? Hell, there are hundreds of them!

The lookout on a battleship spies a light ahead off the starboard bow. The captain tells him to signal the other vessel, “Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!”
The answer comes back, “Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!”
The captain is furious. He signals, “I am a captain. We are on a collision course. Alter [...]

A blind man, a Lesbian, and a frog walk into a bar. The barkeep looks up at them and says, “What is this… a joke?”

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB126102247889095011.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_LEFTTopStories
 
I wonder how much we pay to see our own feeds? I think some military supplier owes us some cash back…

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2357138,00.asp
 
Funny article. I actually find my iPhone to be the most useful phone I have had. But then I mostly use it for the apps. I rarely talk to anyone on the phone (I used 2 minutes on it last month) and I don’t text at all. Period. None. Mostly it is used for Google [...]

Teacher Claims Fingerprinting Is ‘Mark of the Beast’
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/11/mark-of-the-beast/
A 22-year veteran kindergarten teacher in the Texas Bible Belt could lose her job for refusing, on religious grounds, to give fingerprints under a state law requiring them.

At least it isn’t a science teacher…

Got this from one of my friends… Cracked me up[1].
Now we need one with the FreeBSD Devil too… And not sure how to represent Apple in a costume but that would be funny too. Maybe a big white apple with a I’M A PC bumper sticker on the butt?
 

 
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This was forwarded to me…
School bus in Japan

School bus in India
 

 
 
But where do you call when you have a technical problem with your computer?

This is a combined effort work of art… The guilty shall remain nameless…
 
My Active Directory forest before Microsoft Exchange

 
My Active Directory forest after Microsoft Exchange

I got this humorous email from one of my relatives (for those who know my family… Bill C.), it cracked me up… I understand it, too many mechanisms for communication anymore with real communication completely dying at the same time. I don’t tie my work email to my mobile. I rarely give out my mobile [...]

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muLIPWjks_M&feature=channel_page

You too can have a joeware t-shirt just like that by going to http://www.cafepress.com/joewarenet
 

As some of you were witness at TEC 2009[1], I have put down my work on LDAP (since its a dead protocol and all…) and decided to enter the exciting field of Cybernetics, Robotics, and Artificial Intelligence Constructs. I was secretly testing my latest secret beta of the Tracy-bot artificial intelligence construct while attending TEC [...]

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Idaho when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, ‘If I [...]

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take theearly reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole.
Streamlining was appropriate in view of the reality that the North Pole no longer dominates the season’s gift [...]

My friend Geoff sent this to me, original link is here —> http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-programming-languages-were-religions.html
I posted here only because the first 6 or 7 times I tried to get to it the web page was offline for some reason.
To anyone who gets irked… Its humour, get over it.
 
C would be Judaism – it’s old and [...]

This was sent to me by one of my faithful readers / web site users as they recognized the outfits in the episode from a picture on my site…. I have to say this cracked me up… Giant Guinea Pigs dressed up in costumes attack South Park… What in the world are Matt and Trey [...]

Can’t say I completely agree with the shitty cars part, I absolutely adore my 2007 Mustang GT… Very good quality from what I have seen except for the stupid Tire Pressure Sensor crap. Funny just the same though.
 
I wonder who is next on the list of who needs to be bailed out… Airlines?
 

You have to have some Apple i* products though I think to truly appreciate this…
http://www.4shared.com/file/74031012/a779e2a7/The_Simpsons_-_Mapple.html

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/couric-palin-open/704042/

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831461