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You know you have been in IT too long when…

by @ Saturday, August 2nd, 2014. Filed under humour

…sorting your socks you realize you have at least 5 different brands/styles of white socks and you actually say out loud before thinking… “I really need to standardize on a single vendor and style for these white socks.”… Then even as you think how sad it was that you came to that conclusion about something […]

Awesome Weird Al Video – Word Crimes

by @ Friday, July 18th, 2014. Filed under humour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc Rating 4.00 out of 5

Little Generation Y humour…

by @ Thursday, April 17th, 2014. Filed under humour

THE ‘Y’ CHROMOSOME People born before 1946 are called – The Greatest Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called – The Baby Boomers . People born between 1965 and 1979 are called – Generation X. And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called – Generation Y. Why do we call the last […]

Best animated GIF ever!

by @ Wednesday, January 8th, 2014. Filed under humour

Rating 4.60 out of 5

Great joke product…

by @ Tuesday, December 17th, 2013. Filed under humour

I saw this on Amazon, the comments about made me cry I was laughing so hard…   http://link.joeware.org/GummyBears Rating 3.00 out of 5

Really NETGEAR Warranty Registration site????

by @ Sunday, November 3rd, 2013. Filed under humour

Rating 4.00 out of 5

The Cloud… A Public Service Announcement

by @ Monday, April 1st, 2013. Filed under humour

Cloud: a visible mass of particles of condensed vapor (as water or ice) suspended in the atmosphere of a planet (as the earth) or moon. Think back a few short years ago, that simple word brought wonderful visions of beautiful light airy vapor floating aimlessly across the sky. Visualize it, if you can… Whole afternoons […]

Humans 100% inaccurate in understanding Ground Hog Weather Prediction

by @ Monday, March 18th, 2013. Filed under humour

So according to http://earthsky.org/earth/groundhog-day-2013-how-accurate-is-punxsutawney-phil our favorite ground hog, Punxsutawney Phil is only accurate 39% of the time. Is this just the weather people trying to feel better about themselves? What if it isn’t Phil’s accuracy that is poor, with 61% of the time incorrectly predicting weather… What if in fact it is humans reading the […]

We’re now providing the same level of service to our subscribers at zero the cost…

by @ Tuesday, February 5th, 2013. Filed under humour

"Gentlemen, today I moved Kabletown’s Customer Service to a part of India that has no phones. We’re now providing the same level of service to our subscribers at zero the cost."   I will really really really miss 30 Rock… Rating 4.33 out of 5

Windows Server vNext

by @ Monday, January 7th, 2013. Filed under humour

The following feature information of Windows Server vNext information is not NDA, repeat not NDA… Due to the fact that it has been arbitrarily determined that the minimum barrier of something you know combined with something you have is too low for authenticating administrators, a new requirement to bring default administrator authentication up to three-factor […]

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