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The Cloud… A Public Service Announcement

by @ Monday, April 1st, 2013. Filed under humour

Cloud: a visible mass of particles of condensed vapor (as water or ice) suspended in the atmosphere of a planet (as the earth) or moon. Think back a few short years ago, that simple word brought wonderful visions of beautiful light airy vapor floating aimlessly across the sky. Visualize it, if you can… Whole afternoons [...]

Humans 100% inaccurate in understanding Ground Hog Weather Prediction

by @ Monday, March 18th, 2013. Filed under humour

So according to http://earthsky.org/earth/groundhog-day-2013-how-accurate-is-punxsutawney-phil our favorite ground hog, Punxsutawney Phil is only accurate 39% of the time. Is this just the weather people trying to feel better about themselves? What if it isn’t Phil’s accuracy that is poor, with 61% of the time incorrectly predicting weather… What if in fact it is humans reading the [...]

We’re now providing the same level of service to our subscribers at zero the cost…

by @ Tuesday, February 5th, 2013. Filed under humour

"Gentlemen, today I moved Kabletown’s Customer Service to a part of India that has no phones. We’re now providing the same level of service to our subscribers at zero the cost."   I will really really really miss 30 Rock… Rating 4.33 out of 5

Windows Server vNext

by @ Monday, January 7th, 2013. Filed under humour

The following feature information of Windows Server vNext information is not NDA, repeat not NDA… Due to the fact that it has been arbitrarily determined that the minimum barrier of something you know combined with something you have is too low for authenticating administrators, a new requirement to bring default administrator authentication up to three-factor [...]

Morning chuckle…

by @ Thursday, November 8th, 2012. Filed under humour

A friend sent me this this morning, made me chuckle.   Rating 4.00 out of 5

1AM – 6AM AD Support Call Handling 101: I will find you and I will kill you…

by @ Friday, October 5th, 2012. Filed under humour

A friend sent me a humourous email today, I felt I should share…   From: SomeADDude  Sent: Friday, October 05, 2012 12:01 PM To: joe Subject: Was it wrong of me to answer an AD support call last night like this? I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you [...]

Succumb to the guilty pleasure…

by @ Wednesday, July 11th, 2012. Filed under humour

Stripes (Extended Cut)… Ghostbusters… Groundhog Day… All on DVD… http://goo.gl/eE784     Rating 3.00 out of 5

Well we are calling it all cloud now because that makes you want to buy more stuff from us.

by @ Friday, April 27th, 2012. Filed under humour

CIO: Isn’t that all just the internet? That is hardly news. SALESGUY: Well we are calling it all cloud now because that makes you want to buy more stuff from us.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHpKhVGAYuw   Overheard in one of many Fortune X companies… Rating 4.00 out of 5

Hilarious!

by @ Wednesday, January 11th, 2012. Filed under humour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC8lt–rEEo Rating 4.33 out of 5

Bad Programmers

by @ Friday, October 21st, 2011. Filed under humour

http://badprogrammer.infogami.com/   I especially enjoyed this piece   Signs that you shouldn’t be a programmer The following may not have any remedies if you still suffer from them after taking a programming course in school, so you will stand a better chance of advancing your career by choosing another profession. 1. Inability to determine the [...]

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