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"The Cloud" – that place where all of your IT issues are solved. But the sales folks are a little "nebulous" on exactly how… — joe (@joewaredotnet) May 11, 2013 Rating 4.60 out of 5

Eventually everyone and everything will be forgotten. So what does that mean? Don’t be afraid to make mistakes, in the end it doesn’t matter and no one will remember. Rating 4.25 out of 5

No one wants to let out the knowledge that their Identity System took a major shot in the ass. That is the kind of thing that causes free-fall stock price crashes.    – me Rating 4.00 out of 5

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.   -Mahatma Gandhi Rating 4.33 out of 5

“The really really bad thing is that when it blows and goes viral in the media, no one is going to sit back and figure out that Company XYZ was being stupid, it is going to be that IT Provider ABC didn’t run the environment properly.”    -me Rating 3.00 out of 5

Stuart: Hmm. Nice not to drink alone. Raj: Amen to that. Sometimes I pour a little chardonnay into my dog’s water bowl. Stuart: You’re kidding. Raj: She’s kind of a mean drunk, but what are you gonna do? Stuart: Cheers. Raj: Cheers.      – Big Bang Theory Rating 4.00 out of 5

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.   – Douglas Adams Rating 4.25 out of 5

It’s not a question that someone is going to mess up in the GUI or not, it is a matter of how often, when, and how bad. The larger the organization, the more likely the answers to those questions will be answers you won’t like very much.   – Me in VMware vSphere 5 class [...]

To rise in this company you must be a flag, willing to blow in whatever direction the wind says to blow. Rating 4.33 out of 5

I was talking with a friend of mine today and he said something extremely funny to me and I wanted to share it… …My usual response to vendors is “make it idiot proof, we do our part and supply the idiots”…      – Mike Nault Rating 4.50 out of 5