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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it. – Cary Grant Rating 3.00 out of 5

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, “I guess we answered that question.” -Author Unknown Rating 3.00 out of 5

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. -W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner Rating 3.00 out of 5

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. -Chinese Proverb Rating 3.00 out of 5

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. -Author Unknown Rating 3.00 out of 5

Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem. – Ronald Reagan (First Inaugural Address) Rating 3.00 out of 5

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best. -Woody Allen Rating 3.00 out of 5

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. -Elton John Rating 3.00 out of 5

Sex. In America, an obsession. In other parts of the world, a fact. -Marlene Dietrich Rating 3.00 out of 5