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Archive for September, 2006

Criticism…

by @ Friday, September 1st, 2006. Filed under quotes

Criticism has “the power to do good when there is something that must be destroyed, dissolved, or reduced, but [it is] capable only of harm when there is something to be built.”    – Carl Jung Rating 3.00 out of 5

American Public

by @ Friday, September 1st, 2006. Filed under quotes

“I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.”   – George Carlin Rating 3.00 out of 5

He loves you and he needs money!

by @ Friday, September 1st, 2006. Filed under quotes

“Religion easily—has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do […]

Freedom Fighters…

by @ Friday, September 1st, 2006. Filed under quotes

“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?”      – George Carlin Rating 3.00 out of 5

While your waiting…

by @ Friday, September 1st, 2006. Filed under quotes

“Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.”     – Woody Allen Rating 3.00 out of 5

Life…

by @ Friday, September 1st, 2006. Filed under quotes

“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”   – RD Laing. Rating 3.00 out of 5

The difference…

by @ Friday, September 1st, 2006. Filed under quotes

“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”       – Brendan Francis. Rating 3.00 out of 5

Sick day…

by @ Friday, September 1st, 2006. Filed under quotes

“I had to take a sick day, I’m so sick of these people.” – Elaine, Seinfeld “The Frogger” Rating 3.00 out of 5

Carrots…

by @ Friday, September 1st, 2006. Filed under quotes

“It’s like going to Idaho and eating carrots. I like carrots, but I’m in Idaho… I want a potato.” – Jerry, Seinfeld  “The Masseuse” Rating 3.00 out of 5

Expertise…

by @ Friday, September 1st, 2006. Filed under quotes

“Being a woman, I only really have access to the equipment, what, 30-45 minutes a week, and that’s on a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment and have access to it 24 hours a day their entire lives?” – Elaine, Seinfeld “The Beard” Rating […]

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