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There is lots of chatter lately about the whole Daylight Savings Time “blah” where “blah” is whatever it is you want to call it – hubbub, scare, whatever. I don’t know what to call it other than blah but it certainly is causing far more trouble than its worth. I am getting pinged with quite […]
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today? Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don’t keep score. Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty Webb: By height. Rating 3.00 out of 5
So I jump ship in Hong Kong…and I make my way over to Tibet…and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper… You know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai […]
Danny: Did you have to take that Cooter Preference Test when you were a senior in high school? Ty: Oh yeah, I took it. They said I should be a fire-watcher. What are you supposed to be? Danny: An underachiever. Ty: HahahahaDanny: I gotta go to college, I gotta.Ty: Ahhhh Danny this isn’t Russia… Is […]
A previous manager of mine sent this to me… Rating 3.00 out of 5
A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. – Ralph Waldo Emerson Rating 3.00 out of 5
To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. – Saadi Rating 3.00 out of 5
Make America what we want it to be – a literate country and a hopefuller country. – George W. Bush Rating 3.00 out of 5
We are getting more and more imports from abroad. – George W. Bush Rating 3.00 out of 5
Do you watch MythBusters? If not, consider it, great show. One of the recent shows talked about the Pirate eye patch. Personally I always thought it was because someone lost an eye… But there is another reason… To assist with night vision. The MythBusters showed pretty conclusively in my opinion that the eye patch helps […]
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