Danny: Did you have to take that Cooter Preference Test when you were a senior in high school?
Ty: Oh yeah, I took it. They said I should be a fire-watcher. What are you supposed to be?
Danny: An underachiever.
Ty: Hahahaha
Danny: I gotta go to college, I gotta.
Ty: Ahhhh Danny this isn’t Russia… Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia is it?
Danny: Nah
Ty: I didn’t think so. The thing is… Do you want to go to college?
Yeah, I am 70 years old and I still remember the questions:
Would you rather eat horse poops or fresh chicken entrails?
Would you rather swallow razor blades or walk barefooted on hot coals?
Would you rather rob banks or kidnap wealthy people?
Would you rather read to sick people or clean cess pools?
Would you rather be a concert pianist or a symphony composer (never mind whether you have any talent or training for either).
I forget what the test results indicated that I should do, but I am sure that I did something different.
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