Misc quotes from Dwight in The Office…
Oh it is serious. Five citations and you’re looking at a violation. Four of those and you’ll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you’re looking at a written warning. Two of those, that’ll land you in world of hurt. In the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
In the Shrute family, we have a tradition where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his doorstep by his parents. You can use those oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want, I don’t care. They’re your oats.
Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing.
As a farmer I know that when an animal is sick sometimes the right thing to do is put it out of it’s misery. With the electricity we are using to keep Meredith alive we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what’s unethical.
They came out of the box strong with the first new show since the strike this week. Seems like the writers are on top of their game. One of my favorite episodes so far.
Michael’s plasma TV was classic.