http://badprogrammer.infogami.com/
I especially enjoyed this piece
Signs that you shouldn’t be a programmer
The following may not have any remedies if you still suffer from them after taking a programming course in school, so you will stand a better chance of advancing your career by choosing another profession.
1. Inability to determine the order of program execution
Symptoms
a = 5 b = 10 a = b print a
- You look at the code above and aren’t sure what number gets printed out at the end
Alternative careers
- Electrician
- Plumber
- Architect
- Civil engineer