joeware - never stop exploring... :)

Information about joeware mixed with wild and crazy opinions...

Windows Server vNext

by @ 7:25 pm on 1/7/2013. Filed under humour

The following feature information of Windows Server vNext information is not NDA, repeat not NDA…

Due to the fact that it has been arbitrarily determined that the minimum barrier of something you know combined with something you have is too low for authenticating administrators, a new requirement to bring default administrator authentication up to three-factor standards has been added, something you can do.

As such to support this new authentication model, the new server OS will have Kinect integration capability and, in fact, will require a connected Kinect device for administrator authentication purposes. When you create an admin account, you must provide the admin in person who must perform a series of dance moves. Then later, when the admin needs to log on to the server, they must logon via a machine that has a Kinect and, combined with their password and a smart card, must replicate the previously recorded series of dance moves within .002% margin of error. Failure to do so will result in failure to authenticate. If the dancing is determined to be *better* than the originally recorded version, the account will immediately be locked out indefinitely until another administrator intervenes regardless of domain policy.

nerd-dance

Rating 4.67 out of 5

One Response to “Windows Server vNext”

  1. David Loder says:

    What date is your calendar set to?

[joeware – never stop exploring… :) is proudly powered by WordPress.]