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Perfect…

by @ Sunday, January 20th, 2008. Filed under humour

Rating 3.00 out of 5

Going far…

by @ Monday, December 24th, 2007. Filed under humour

This officer should go far….. and the sooner he starts, the better.   – excerpt from employee performance reports of Royal Navy Rating 3.00 out of 5

Breaking News…

by @ Monday, December 24th, 2007. Filed under humour

This news item just in from Texas…~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps a woman’s breasts from jiggling and bouncing when she walks. At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside where a large group of cowboys beat the shit out of him. Rating 3.00 out […]

Now this….

by @ Sunday, December 23rd, 2007. Filed under humour

Now this… …this is forbidden love… http://www.bockscar.de/blog/index.php?/archives/625-This………does-not-happen-often.html Rating 3.00 out of 5

Famous Last Words…

by @ Thursday, December 20th, 2007. Filed under humour

It doesn’t look that deep… Rating 3.00 out of 5

You know you’re from California…

by @ Sunday, December 9th, 2007. Filed under humour

My sister who unfortunately lives in California sent this to me…   You know you’re from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.2. You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.4. […]

The IT Crowd…. State side.

by @ Saturday, May 19th, 2007. Filed under humour

Hmm, not sure how I feel about this. Those who have read the blog for some time know I love The IT Crowd out of England. I would be perfectly happy for them to broadcast that version here but it looks like, similar to The Office, they are recasting it for the US. http://www.nbc.com/Fall_Preview/The_IT_Crowd/cast_credits.shtml Moss […]

DEP busts Windows Explorer…

by @ Wednesday, May 9th, 2007. Filed under humour

 Haha. Too funny. Internet Explorer not trusted… About time. 🙂 I’m a dumbass, I read the image too quickly, it didn’t bust IE, it busted Windows Explorer, totally not as funny.     Rating 3.00 out of 5

Sucks to be me…

by @ Thursday, April 26th, 2007. Filed under humour

I didn’t even know I had a support team…   From: service@joeware.net [mailto:service@joeware.net] Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2007 4:22 PMTo: joe@joeware.netSubject: MEMBERS SUPPORT Dear Joeware Member, We have temporarily suspended your email account joe@joeware.net.This might be due to either of the following reasons: 1. A recent change in your personal information (i.e. change of address). […]

Google Offers Free In-Home Wireless Broadband Service for Much of Urban North America

by @ Sunday, April 1st, 2007. Filed under humour

Google has announced a new beta wireless broadband service which supports much of urban North America. It leverages an, until now, underutilized infrastructure that connects most homes in urban areas. Previously most network providers have been trying to leverage power lines and video based cable lines. Unfortunately the volume of the available media pipes are […]

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