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A multinational corporate advertises for a secretary. A golden retriever applies for the job, passes the typing test, and is granted an interview. The human-resources manager asks, “Do you speak any foreign languages?” And the golden retriever says, “Meow.” Rating 3.00 out of 5
Pat: Mike, I’m calling you from the freeway on my new cell phone. Mike: Be careful, Pat. They just said on the radio that there is a nut driving the wrong way on the freeway. Pat: One nut? Hell, there are hundreds of them! Rating 3.00 out of 5
The lookout on a battleship spies a light ahead off the starboard bow. The captain tells him to signal the other vessel, “Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!” The answer comes back, “Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!” The captain is furious. He signals, “I am a captain. We are on a collision […]
A blind man, a Lesbian, and a frog walk into a bar. The barkeep looks up at them and says, “What is this… a joke?” Rating 3.00 out of 5
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB126102247889095011.html?mod=WSJ_hpp_LEFTTopStories I wonder how much we pay to see our own feeds? I think some military supplier owes us some cash back… Rating 3.00 out of 5
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2357138,00.asp Funny article. I actually find my iPhone to be the most useful phone I have had. But then I mostly use it for the apps. I rarely talk to anyone on the phone (I used 2 minutes on it last month) and I don’t text at all. Period. None. Mostly it is used […]
Teacher Claims Fingerprinting Is ‘Mark of the Beast’ http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/11/mark-of-the-beast/ A 22-year veteran kindergarten teacher in the Texas Bible Belt could lose her job for refusing, on religious grounds, to give fingerprints under a state law requiring them. At least it isn’t a science teacher… Rating 3.00 out of 5
Got this from one of my friends… Cracked me up[1]. 🙂 Now we need one with the FreeBSD Devil too… And not sure how to represent Apple in a costume but that would be funny too. Maybe a big white apple with a I’M A PC bumper sticker on the butt? joe […]
This was forwarded to me… School bus in Japan School bus in India But where do you call when you have a technical problem with your computer? Rating 3.00 out of 5
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