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I’m gonna bitchslap every one of you so hard, that your unborn children will come out well behaved. – Ed DeLine (Las Vegas TV Show) Rating 3.00 out of 5

This is brilliant….      joe   ‘It is what it is. Sit back and enjoy what life provides for your entertainment for as long or as short as it is available. Practically nothing is intended to be forever. — alternately, smile and enjoy yourself, you can be happy between sad times or you can just […]

If you are being criticised by someone, if it’s true, fix your mistake. If it’s not, treat it as precaution and you will avoid in the future.   – Chinese Proverb Rating 3.00 out of 5

I think tequila is the cure for hot spicy mouth the way its a cure for ugly, it just numbs it a little bit…    – Kari Byron (love her!) of Mythbusters for Chili Pepper Spicy Mouth Cure episode Rating 3.00 out of 5

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.   – Dr. Suess   [thanks to my mom for sending this to me] Rating 3.00 out of 5

Thou art to me a delicious torment.— On Friendship Ralph Waldo Rating 3.00 out of 5

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.    -Andy Rooney Rating 3.00 out of 5

Just because you can’t figure out how to compromise a machine doesn’t mean someone else can’t. Rating 3.00 out of 5

…depends on your point of view. :o) A chicken standing in front of a coyote sees fear and danger. A coyote sees lunch. Rating 3.00 out of 5

If you aren’t enjoying yourself with what you are doing, you have only yourself to blame. Rating 3.00 out of 5