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I believe with positive thinking we can change things within ourselves and possibly some things within people around us, but changing the weather is clearly out. Certainly you can change your opinion about the weather, a rain storm doesn’t necessarily have to be something that makes you sad or ruin your day. In fact, there […]

Good advice is good advice. Whether that advice comes from the back of a bathroom stall, a fortune cookie, or from the mouth of a respected intellectual has no bearing on its validity. Rating 3.00 out of 5

[JD is holding a copy of “The War in Iraq for Dummies” and is on about page 20 of about 420 pages] I felt like an idiot so I’ve been reading up on this Iraq situation.  You know what’s so messed up?  I just got to the part where President Bush gave his mission accomplished […]

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today? Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don’t keep score. Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty Webb: By height. Rating 3.00 out of 5

So I jump ship in Hong Kong…and I make my way over to Tibet…and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper… You know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai […]

Danny: Did you have to take that Cooter Preference Test when you were a senior in high school? Ty: Oh yeah, I took it. They said I should be a fire-watcher. What are you supposed to be? Danny: An underachiever. Ty: HahahahaDanny: I gotta go to college, I gotta.Ty: Ahhhh Danny this isn’t Russia… Is […]

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud.    – Ralph Waldo Emerson Rating 3.00 out of 5

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer.   – Saadi Rating 3.00 out of 5

Make America what we want it to be – a literate country and a hopefuller country.    – George W. Bush Rating 3.00 out of 5

We are getting more and more imports from abroad.   – George W. Bush Rating 3.00 out of 5