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“I don’t like cats.” “Ever lived with a cat? No, I see you haven’t. How can you have the gall not to like something you don’t know anything about? Wait till you’ve lived with a cat, then tell me what you think. Until then… well, who told you you were entitled to an opinion?”   […]

Slim sighed. “Kid, you’re going to die someday and so am I. And so is your pup. It’s the one thing we can’t avoid. Why, the ship’s reactor could blow up and none of us would know what hit us till they started fitting us with haloes. So why fret about whether your dog comes […]

I heard two interesting quotes related to my utilities today… I thought I would share…   The first was from the ActiveDir.Org list… “AdFind is a bit like a potato – you can do so many different things with it.”    – Mark Parris   The second was the first feedback from one of my […]

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.     – Ted Nugent Rating 3.00 out of 5

That dog’s as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oat meal.   – Foghorn Leghorn Rating 3.00 out of 5

Failure to identify, understand, or realize your risk does not alleviate it nor cause it to disappear. Do *not* assume that the limits of your knowledge and capability apply to everyone. Do *not* assume that since some particular problem you are aware of has yet to have occurred means it can’t occur. Both fall well within the realm […]

Criticism has “the power to do good when there is something that must be destroyed, dissolved, or reduced, but [it is] capable only of harm when there is something to be built.”    – Carl Jung Rating 3.00 out of 5

“I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.”   – George Carlin Rating 3.00 out of 5

“Religion easily—has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do […]

“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?”      – George Carlin Rating 3.00 out of 5