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“Love is the answer – but while you’re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.”     – Woody Allen Rating 3.00 out of 5

“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”   – RD Laing. Rating 3.00 out of 5

“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”       – Brendan Francis. Rating 3.00 out of 5

“I had to take a sick day, I’m so sick of these people.” – Elaine, Seinfeld “The Frogger” Rating 3.00 out of 5

“It’s like going to Idaho and eating carrots. I like carrots, but I’m in Idaho… I want a potato.” – Jerry, Seinfeld  “The Masseuse” Rating 3.00 out of 5

“Being a woman, I only really have access to the equipment, what, 30-45 minutes a week, and that’s on a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment and have access to it 24 hours a day their entire lives?” – Elaine, Seinfeld “The Beard” Rating […]

After an event, “possible” and “true” are equivalent ideas, whereas “probable” becomes a measure of one’s ignorance. To call a conclusion “improbable” after the event was self-confusing amphigory.    – Robert A. Heinlein (Gulf) Rating 3.00 out of 5

“We defined thinking as integrating data and arriving at correct answers. Look around you. Most people do that stunt just well enough to get to the corner store and back without breaking a leg. If the average man thinks at all, he does silly things like generalizing from a single datum. He uses one-valued logics. […]

I like to be real private; you don’t always want everyone around you – even when they like you.   – Axl Rose Rating 3.00 out of 5

Sometimes your friends are your lovers, or have been at one time.   – Axl Rose Rating 3.00 out of 5