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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!!    -unknown Rating 3.00 out of 5

The Ten Commandments are for lame brains. The first five are solely for the benefit of the priests and the powers that be; the second five are half truths, neither complete nor adequate. -Ira Johnson in To Sail Beyond the Sunset (Robert Heinlein) Rating 3.00 out of 5

Kissing girls is a goodness. It beats the hell out of card games. – Mike – Stranger in a Strange Land (Robert Heinlein) Rating 3.00 out of 5

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won’t. -Mark Twain Rating 3.00 out of 5

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it. -Mark Twain Rating 3.00 out of 5

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. -Mark Twain Rating 3.00 out of 5

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven’t been done before. -Mark Twain Rating 3.00 out of 5

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.  -Mark Twain Rating 3.00 out of 5

You don’t marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without. – Author Unknown – Rating 3.00 out of 5

It was hell getting vaccinated to go to India. Although I feel as though I could have unprotected sex in a gutter in bare feet while eating raw chicken and still be safe.    – anonymous Rating 3.00 out of 5