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Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money. ~Cree Indian Proverb Rating 3.00 out of 5

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. – Will Durant Rating 3.00 out of 5

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. – Mark Twain Rating 3.00 out of 5

What is such a big deal about nudity? If the person’s in the bedroom with a sheet covering them, that’s more of a lie than seeing a saggy old butt. – Sharon Stone Rating 3.00 out of 5

Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. -from Robert Heinlein’s “Time Enough for Love” Rating 3.00 out of 5

The improvement of our way of life is more important than the spreading of it. If we make it satisfactory enough, it will spread automatically. If we do not, no strength of arms can permanently impose it. – Charles A. Lindbergh (1902-1974) American Aviator Rating 3.00 out of 5

Scene 3 [clop clop] ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNIS: Man! ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? DENNIS: I’m thirty seven. ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I’m thirty seven — I’m not old! ARTHUR: Well, I can’t just call you `Man’. DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis’. ARTHUR: Well, I didn’t know you were […]

As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly… – Mr. Carlson WKRP in Cincinnati Rating 3.00 out of 5

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the “Four F’s”: fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating. -Unknown psychology professor in neuropsychology course Rating 3.00 out of 5