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Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they’ve got nothing to worry about. -Beverly Mickins Rating 3.00 out of 5

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it. – Cary Grant Rating 3.00 out of 5

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, “I guess we answered that question.” -Author Unknown Rating 3.00 out of 5

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. -W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner Rating 3.00 out of 5

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. -Chinese Proverb Rating 3.00 out of 5

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. -Author Unknown Rating 3.00 out of 5

Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem. – Ronald Reagan (First Inaugural Address) Rating 3.00 out of 5

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best. -Woody Allen Rating 3.00 out of 5

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. -Elton John Rating 3.00 out of 5

Sex. In America, an obsession. In other parts of the world, a fact. -Marlene Dietrich Rating 3.00 out of 5