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2/25/2008

Distractions

by @ 9:07 pm. Filed under general

What do you get when you mix not wanting to do what you should be doing and not being able to do what you want to do coupled with a headache from hell and the threat of 12 more inches of snow over night?

Well with me you get me throwing little fake mouse toys at the cat and watching her chase them around and then turning on the iRobot Roomba and watching it chase her around[1]…

 

    joe

 

[1] This appears to be its main functionality. It doesn’t really clean the rooms very well. The algorithm for its search and destroy mission on dirt I think needs a radical overhaul. Actually that would make an interesting video game in the vein of c++ robots… Make up a virtual room environment with  a floor that needs to be vacuumed with all sorts of weird shapes etc in place like a real house has (versus an empty square room) and then have the game player program the logic to clean it as fast as possible. I am pretty sure the 45 minutes per room the Roomba is said to need will quickly lose that race.

Rating 3.00 out of 5

Saltpeter

by @ 8:29 pm. Filed under general

I found this to be a humourous article…

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_221.html

 

 

Does saltpeter suppress male ardor?

16-Jun-1989


Dear Cecil:
As a lad I went to the same repressive boarding school that made George Bush what he is today. As a student I believed, as did we all, that the school authorities were mixing potassium nitrate, or saltpeter, into our food to control our sexual appetites. (The food itself controlled our regular appetites.) Is this true? Was it legal? Would it have had any lasting effect on me? I shudder to think what happened to poor George. –John Daniel, Santa Barbara, California

Dear John:

The official word is that potassium nitrate (KNO3), more commonly employed as an ingredient in gunpowder, has no therapeutic value as an anaphrodisiac, contrary to legend. Cecil of course believes this. Still, when you look at what the stuff does do, you can see where the idea got started. Saltpeter can cause relaxation of involuntary muscle fiber (for which reason it’s used to treat asthma) and it’s occasionally prescribed to lower body temperature in cases of fever. From there it’s not much of a leap to think that “niter,” as it was called in the old days, might cure “sexual fever,” and in fact a few doctors urged it for that purpose centuries ago.
From what I can tell the idea wasn’t taken too seriously, but apparently sailors in the British navy leapt to conclusions when they learned that potassium nitrate was being used to preserve the meat used aboard their ships. Ever since the inmates of almost any large all-male institution, ranging from boarding schools to the army, have been convinced that the higher-ups were slipping the stuff into the mashed potatoes (or whatever) to cool the jets of the rank and file. During the world wars, for example, it was widely believed that government-issue cigarettes were soaked in saltpeter.

The truth is that even the most tyrannical general wouldn’t inflict the stuff on his men if he expected them to be of any use–too many side effects. Among other things potassium nitrate can cause gastroenteritis (violent stomachache), high blood pressure, anemia, kidney disease, and general weakness and torpor. It also has an alarmingly depressive effect on the heart. Too strong a dose and not only would you not be able to get it up, chances are you wouldn’t be able to get up, period. All in all, there’s still no substitute for the cold shower.

–CECIL ADAMS

Rating 3.00 out of 5

2/23/2008

Oops Rhapsody… Hello Amazon…

by @ 4:27 pm. Filed under general

I have been downloading music through Rhapsody lately and tried to get The Very Best Of The Beach Boys this morning and I’ll be darned if the darn thing wouldn’t let me pay for it…

So I took it as a sign from the gods of music downloads to look else where. I have Amazon Prime so figured I would just order it and get the CD and burn it… Well look at that, the actual CD was cheaper getting shipped to me than Rhapsody had the downloads… To download from Rhapsody it was $11.99, to buy the CD from Amazon it was $10.97. Then I noticed that I could download the album in MP3 from Amazon, never noticed that before (yeah, I am really observant as you may have noticed…)… So I download the IE extension to allow it and for $7.99 (yes $4 cheaper than Rhapsody) I download the album…

You know what, MUCH less painful to do as well, Rhapsody downloads in Real Networks crap ass format and then I have to burn to CD then rip from CD thereby eating up some of the quality. Amazon downloaded it and then told Media Player about it and voila I have music I can enjoy right off without any loss in sound quality…

Only complaint about the Amazon plugin… File location selection… It didn’t get the setting from Media Player where my music was kept and didn’t ask me where I wanted it, just assumed it should dump it in the garbage bin I call Documents and Settings… Just for an FYI, I keep nothing on the system disk that I care about, I consider it disposable and will rebuild my machines on a whim to avoid Windows Rot and the resulting performance hit. Actually I am WAY overdue for a rebuild now, haven’t done much of anything technical since last July.

Ok back to working on the DEC PowerPoint presentation….

Rating 3.00 out of 5

2/20/2008

joeware… Is it Department of Defense (DOD) approved/authorized??

by @ 12:44 pm. Filed under tech

I have been pinged by someone in the US Army asking if the joeware utilities are DOD approved. I have no clue. I do know I get a lot of email from military and US Government folks about using the tools and how to do various things. I unfortunately though, don’t keep all of those emails as I get too much email so I am asking here… does anyone know if the utilities are DOD approved? If so, let me know so I can let this admin know. If not, he is going to try and get them approved I guess and could use email addresses for anyone using the tools currently so he can get everyone on a list to show how popular the tools are.

If you know or want to get involved to help this gentleman out, please email me. 🙂

 

    joe

Rating 3.00 out of 5

2/17/2008

Who’s bringing the moonshine?

by @ 11:59 am. Filed under general

…to the first official Moonshine run of 2008???

Daytona 500 baby… Hillbilly Superbowl.

Get your bottle of EverClear, think of Uncle Jesse, Bo, Luke, or Daisy and park it in front of the big screen, don’t forget to crank up the subwoofer for the engine growl.

Did I mention I like hot rods? Go NASCAR!

Rating 3.00 out of 5

HD-DVD is dead… ?…

by @ 11:43 am. Filed under tech

http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_HD_DVD_Format_Game_Over_14113.html

Rating 3.00 out of 5

2/16/2008

Comfortable Trouble

by @ 8:26 am. Filed under general

Well doesn’t little miss Trouble looking entirely thrilled and relaxed? I tell you she loves that bed and knows it is all hers. I sometimes think that I’m lucky to be allowed near it sometimes. She is either stretched all out across the middle of it or wrapping herself around the posts meowing like she never gets any attention. If I don’t make it nice and pretty for her every day I can tell you she is quite vocal about it. When she comes right up to me and starts talking to me I know it is one of a few things

  1. Come pet me, I want to purr
  2. I need a snack chop chop
  3. You messed up my bed, come straighten it up so I can lay down
  4. You should be in bed Mr, its late!
  5. How come the bathroom (litter pan) is messy, you need to fix that right now for me.

She has turned into a whole new cat since she has gotten her new toys and rooms to play with in the new house. She is still pretty skittish around other people but as long as she is comfortable, happy, purring, hanging out with me, and letting me scratch her back that is all that matters. :o)

 

Rating 3.00 out of 5

2/15/2008

You lose AD, you can’t do anything…

by @ 12:03 am. Filed under tech

I recenty wrote this paragraph below. The context is a discussion on mismanagement of Active Directory in Enterprise companies.

“In my dreams, one day, people will not consider AD a commodity or utility service. They will look at it as the integral piece of their corporate security and stability it truly is. AD often gets bumped up to be a critical app because of Exchange needs it but realistically, if you lose Exchange, so what, you can’t do email. You lose AD, you can’t do anything except maybe play with your own laptop.”

While I would like to see a day where AD just runs itself regardless, we aren’t there, I am not really thinking we ever will be for the larger companies, we need people who know what the hell they are doing with it and are supported in their efforts to support it.

 

     joe

Rating 3.00 out of 5

2/14/2008

Some people probably shouldn’t be pilots…

by @ 2:02 am. Filed under rants

I watched a Mythbusters this evening and this episode was about an airplane on a conveyer belt… The plane is going one direction, the conveyer belt is going the other direction at the same speed. What happens?

Well the myth is that the plane will sit there… Hello??? Why did this even have to be tested? I heard the premise and was like, well there is no question that the plane is going to take off, it isn’t a car, it is a plane, the wheel speed is pretty much immaterial unless it is causing tremendous drag on the forward motion and that is a function of poor rolling wheels not a conveyer belt.

The pilot they brought in to fly the plane actually believed the plane would sit in one place “like a brick”… ???? Come on. Seriously? Planes aren’t cars where any old idiot can get behind the wheel, or at least I would like to think so, seems like you should have some understanding of the physics of why the planes fly, etc.

Anyway…  We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. 

Rating 3.00 out of 5

2/13/2008

Oi!

by @ 11:30 pm. Filed under general

Nuff said.

Rating 3.00 out of 5

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