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1/6/2010

Send ‘em up…

by @ 6:41 pm. Filed under humour

Iranian Air Defense Site: ‘Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.’

Aircraft: ‘This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace..’ 

Air Defense Site: ‘You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!’ 

Aircraft: ‘This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter.  Send ’em up, I’ll wait!’ 

Air Defense Site: ( ….. total silence)

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Nice…

by @ 6:41 pm. Filed under tech

Someone asked me a question at work today about PowerShell… yes, I know, silly silly people but I was a bit curious as well so I opened up the PSompt (hmmm PSPrompt… Command PS… P Prompt… PS Prompt… ) err whatever… I opened the Windows application that gives me an interactive PowerShell instance and typed

help import-csv

That gave me what I needed to answer the question that was asked so I responded to the question and said don’t ask me PowerShell questions every again…

 

After that I noticed in the help where it said “RELATED LINKS” and it specified an online version. I thought that was quite cool, a link to the online assistance for a command right from the command line usage. That seemed very intelligent to me as it gave a location to go for quick help that could be more up to date or more fleshed out, etc. Then I thought, it would be really cool if you could ask for that help right from the command line… So without knowing if it would work or not I typed

help –online import-csv

and sure enough it popped an IE tab with the online help that was more fleshed out than the local usage.

I loved it. Great idea. I have filed that in the back of my head for future tools as well.

Anyway, I give Kudo’s where Kudo’s are due and definitely someone at MSFT who came up with that idea gets a Kudo. 🙂

   joe

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1/1/2010

Happy New Year… and if you have a Tarantula, wear goggles when cleaning the cage!

by @ 3:06 pm. Filed under general

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/EyeHealthNews/tarantula-attack-pierces-owners-eyes/story?id=9458010&page=1

 

People who get the shivers over tarantulas likely imagine a gigantic bite from a fanged mouth. But as one man recently found out in England, tarantulas are more likely to defend themselves by shooting a mist of microscopic barbed hairs straight into your eye.

Man walks for the first time in 20 years after being treated for spider bite.At first, doctors were perplexed when the 29-year-old man came into their ophthalmologist’s office at the St. James University Hospital in Leeds. The man didn’t mention a run in with his pet tarantula.

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12/31/2009

Everyone is looking for work…

by @ 12:33 pm. Filed under humour

A multinational corporate advertises for a secretary.

A golden retriever applies for the job, passes the typing test, and is granted an interview.

The human-resources manager asks, “Do you speak any foreign languages?”

And the golden retriever says, “Meow.”

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Nut…

by @ 12:32 pm. Filed under humour

Pat: Mike, I’m calling you from the freeway on my new cell phone.

Mike: Be careful, Pat. They just said on the radio that there is a nut driving the wrong way on the freeway.

Pat: One nut? Hell, there are hundreds of them!

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Change course…

by @ 12:30 pm. Filed under humour

The lookout on a battleship spies a light ahead off the starboard bow. The captain tells him to signal the other vessel, “Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!”

The answer comes back, “Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!”

The captain is furious. He signals, “I am a captain. We are on a collision course. Alter your course twenty degrees now!”

The answer comes back, “I am a seaman second class, and I strongly urge you to alter your course twenty degrees.”

Now the captain is beside himself with rage. He signals, “I am a battleship!”

The answer comes back, “I am a lighthouse.”

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Is this a joke?

by @ 12:25 pm. Filed under humour

A blind man, a Lesbian, and a frog walk into a bar. The barkeep looks up at them and says, “What is this… a joke?”

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You are not supposed to be happy… It’s JAIL!

by @ 12:24 pm. Filed under general

This morning on the Fox 2 news in Detroit there was a report that the 50 year old refrigerator at the Macomb County Jail had mold in it and had to be shut down. That meant that prisoners had to be fed bologna sandwiches and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and the prisoners were complaining… I was shocked by the newscast. The prisoners should be happy to get such good food, their lives must be pretty good in jail if that is something that they feel a need to complain about. On top of it the prisoner’s families were also complaining… Hello… these people are… IN JAIL!

Jail isn’t a place you go to to get a four-star meal. You go there because you did something that was not proper for society and you are being kept away from the rest of society for it. It makes me wonder how much better these prisoners are being treated than say the normal folks in the Detroit area are being treated who are dealing with a near 20% unemployment rate. The prisoners have guaranteed dry/clean rooms, heat, water, and apparently food that is better than sandwiches which is far better than many people in Detroit have. No wonder crime rates are going up. Prisoners shouldn’t have food so good that they complain when they get sandwiches. They should get un-air-conditioned (say down to 52 degrees in the winter[1], up to 90 in the summer[2]) unadorned cells with some oatmeal type sludge, no TV, no radio, they have access to books that teach them something useful[3]. Actual work that they have to do that no, they don’t get paid for. It shouldn’t be a vacation, it shouldn’t be a choice someone would make because it is better than what they can get in the “real” world. They are IN JAIL! If someone doesn’t think that would be a good place to go, all the better, keep your nose clean and don’t go there. If you commit a crime, you pay the consequences and one of those consequences should be a jail that you absolutely abhor and can’t stand to be at. It definitely shouldn’t be a place that is so good that when you get bologna sandwiches you feel impelled to complain about it.

Maybe instead of jail we use Coventry like in Heinlein’s book of the same name. Take a state like North Dakota or Utah, move the honest good citizens out and and fence it off and just toss all the prisoners from across the country into it with no supplies, nothing, and let them fend for themselves in there. This goes for the murderers as well as the hit and run folks and druggies and even the embezzlers. If people know that is the punishment, maybe the deed will not seem so exciting to perform.

   joe

 

[1] This is what my house gets down to in the evenings. It heats up to 61 during the day because I am NOT in jail and I am personally paying for it so have the choice to spend money in that way.

[2] Ditto but for air-conditioning.

[3] No, they shouldn’t have fictional works “to pass the time”. They should pass the time doing useful work for society (not themselves) and thinking about how they are going to better control their urges the next time they are out in society so as not to come back.

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12/19/2009

So wrong…

by @ 12:54 pm. Filed under quotes

Centerfold, your previous answer was so wrong it almost became right again… If you would… please help me choose the subject for my pending criticism.

    – Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs)

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Windows Server 2008 R2 eBook

by @ 12:53 pm. Filed under tech

http://download.microsoft.com/download/5/C/0/5C0BD0AB-040D-4C56-A60B-661001012DDA/Windows_Server_2008_R2_e-book.pdf

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