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4/23/2008

In case you ever wonder why I don’t like to store my data on someone else’s system….

by @ 11:13 pm. Filed under tech

Here is yet another reason why….

http://www.betanews.com/article/Bringing_down_the_cloud_HPs_Upline_down_for_a_third_of_its_life/1208893272

 

HP has not officially cited the reason for the service’s suspension, but in a comment to TechCrunch last Friday, member Ridz may have proven to have experienced Upline’s fatal flaw: His application was connecting him to another member’s account.

Rating 3.00 out of 5

4/22/2008

Take the jobs… take the stress too…

by @ 12:48 am. Filed under general

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-india-stress_nu_goeringapr20,1,7771719.story

Indians may have taken over three-quarters of the world’s call-center jobs, but they’ve also taken on the stresses of those jobs: weight gain, depression, boredom and, often, relationship troubles.

Rating 3.00 out of 5

MVP Summit 2008 Humour

by @ 12:33 am. Filed under humour

I wanted to share a little humour from the MSFT MVP Summit. Most of the summit is NDA material (i.e. I signed one or more pieces of paper saying I wouldn’t Disclose the information gained in the NDA sessions under legal penalty) but the Executive sessions which in general I find almost a complete waste of time are not only not NDA, but they bring the press in… So this is something I can and will share

First… Ray Ozzy executive speech… I don’t recall it, I woke up in my own drool on the floor with a slamming headache. Boring doesn’t begin to describe it and if I ever hear about Sharepoint and Groove again it will be too soon. Oh wait, it kept getting brought up in Steve’s session as well because of MVPs asking about it. Ugh.

General comment… Steve Ballmer was amazing as always, if you ever have a chance to see him speak, do it. He blows Tony Robbins out of the water. Hopefully Ray will never have to follow Steve, I feel bad if he ever does.

Second… Steve said Vista is a work in progress. I like his frank and brutal honesty. My personal comment on Vista… For some people it works great, for some people it doesn’t work great. For all of you who says it works great, don’t think the people who say it doesn’t work great for them are idiots, they may actually know what they are talking about. For all of you who says it doesn’t work great, don’t think the people who say it does work great for them are idiots, they may actually know what they are talking about… See where I am coming from? Me… I have different opinions on any given day based on what I am doing and have done in the last day. Overall I can take it or leave it. I am an OS agnostic for the most part. Whatever works is my motto. I won’t think you are an idiot for not using the OS I choose to use. I will think you are an idiot if you rant about me not using the OS you use.

Third… Steve said MSFT was a solid third in the internet search business. Ask Jeeves may have an issue with that but I agree. Steve mentioned they were working to aquire Yahoo and then did something funny… He asked how many people use Live Search… A smattering of folks raised their hands. He then asked how many people used Yahoo… And I don’t know what he was expecting the answer to be but me being a technical person and seeing what technical people use on a regular basis, was not surprised to see that it appeared not a single person raised their hand. I mean seriously, I looked across a room of about 2000 people and there was dead silence except some twittering (by which I mean laughing, not whatever else has highjacked that term) and no raised hands. Steve then said, ok let’s try that again… who uses Yahoo?? Same response… He cracks a little joke about offering $31 a share for it and then he paces on the stage for a few seconds and just sort of looked around and then slowllllllllyyyyy, finalllllllllllyyyyy asked the question everyone was waiting to put their hands up for… Who uses Google? There was a rousing cheer and hands up everywhere. So then a comment from me here…. you ask yourself, how do the results of that room change if the Yahoo purchase goes through… answer… it doesn’t. But I know a lot of non-technical people who use Yahoo exclusively and actually dislike Google so it isn’t the techies MSFT is going after by buying Yahoo, it is everyone else which is, in all honesty, the larger audience.

Fourth… Steve said something that I don’t think anyone at MSFT was expecting. It shocked me into coughing up part of my drink. I didn’t think it was a great idea but I expect it will be utilized… And all of my MSFT friends pay attention… Some random MVP whose name I refuse to recall said that he sent an email to a Microsoft Employee and…. shame…. didn’t get a response… Steve said it made him angry that the guy didn’t get a response and told the whole group… If you ever email anyone at MSFT and they don’t respond, forward the email to me. I’ll bet if we do that a couple of times the responses will come a lot faster and easier…

My thoughts on that, if you really want to piss someone off, send the email you sent to them to their bosses bosses bosses boss. You ping a CEO with an email about an unreturned email and if there is any action on that it will likely be someone coming down really hard on someone else and that just isn’t going to endear you to anyone… If you already have a combative relationship with the party in question, hey go for it. I did it once several years ago, I thought the Exchange Dev team was being particularly obtuse about not fixing a serious issue and I sent Steve an email with the special MVP header on it and sure enough, a short time later Exchange Dev was fixing the issue. It went into Exchange 2003 SP2 and was the changes made to DSACCESS for getting DSACCESS to try and give user’s a GC that was a DC in their own domain. Its not a full proof fix but it is night and day better than what was there.

 

Anyway, if you want to read the Steve Ballmer session, you can find it here –> http://www.microsoft.com/Presspass/exec/steve/2008/04-17MVP.mspx

 

I would love to post a video link but I don’t see one on the MSFT site.

Rating 3.00 out of 5

4/21/2008

Another fun Spoof on Microsoft – the Microsoft oPhone.

by @ 11:53 pm. Filed under humour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WazA77xcf0A

Rating 3.00 out of 5

I-pod PRO 2005 XP Human Ear Professional Edition with Subscription

by @ 11:51 pm. Filed under humour

Alternate title – Why marketing annoys me…

 

I know this is a spoof video, but we all know how true this would be if MSFT sold the iPod. And it is no dis on the developers or inventors, it is entirely about MS Legal and MS Marketing.

 

Rating 3.00 out of 5

4/18/2008

Hexadecimal

by @ 12:01 pm. Filed under tech

I learned this week that maybe one or more of my friends may have trouble with Hexadecimal… So to help out, I went and found this wikipedia article…

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexadecimal

 

🙂

Rating 3.00 out of 5

The 2008 MVP Summit is over…

by @ 11:24 am. Filed under general

The 2008 MVP Summit is over. It included some 2000 MVPs from around the world. I didn’t see and talk to most or even a large number, relatively, of the MVPs. Pretty much I stuck to the 40 or so DS MVPs that were present as well as a bunch of Exchange MVPs[1]. There were some security MVPs as well as a single PowerShell MVP (the unknown MVP) I spent time with as well. Nothing personal, you just don’t have the time in the days available to do otherwise, can’t possibly meet and see everyone you want to, the days are very very filled and busy and all of the folks I see are friends from around the world who I usually get to see once or if I am lucky, twice a year. Not every DS MVP is someone I care to see but the good far outweighs the bad.

As mentioned, the days were packed from the moment I opened my eyes until the moment my head hit the pillow again. Consequently as my life moved into last night I was nearly part of the "walking dead" universal group[2] and I didn’t even need the incredible Heavenly Bed of the Westin to let me sleep like a dead man though it certainly was nice. 🙂 If you ever stay in Seattle, I do highly recommend the Westin. Ask for a high floor, you will not be disappointed I expect. I have stayed in enough hotels at this point to know that many if not most seem to have issues with the bed and the shower, at least relative to the Westin. I use the Westin as the standard for what I expect and/or want in those two categories.

Seattle was once again a beautiful hostess to our time to catch up and see what is going on with our friends building the products we work on every day.While it was gray and rainy much of the time, its just something you come to expect out of Seattle if you come here enough. You just look at it and say… "Hey its just Seattle being Seattle."

And when I say our friends building the products, that is something I mean almost without exception. These people on the DS team are my friends. I may beat up on them occasionally but if I am not beating up on them, I think or at least hope they realize that may not be a good thing because my care and ownership in the product has left me if I am not willing to spend the energy to find out what I don’t like and debate it with them. These are people that although I see them rarely in the overall scope of my life, have great impact on my life and I would very much enjoy seeing them regularly. They are very smart people, in some cases they are scary smart people. I greatly enjoy my interactions with them and look forward to any time I get to spend with them or communicating with them.

I would like to say thanks to the MVP program for putting the summit together so I can come out and see all my friends, both MVP and Microsoft. Thanks to Sean O’ for all his work with the MVPs, I wish you weren’t leaving us but do understand and wish you great luck and success. I unfortunately don’t think the new guy will replace you, just take your old job but hopefully I am wrong. Especially I want to thank the DS Team (including the ever growing and incredibly important AD Backseat Architects) for taking time out to spend with us and talk with us and debate with us on what we should and shouldn’t be doing. I want to thank the team for taking time out to see us, trying hard to make amazing products and also for making me laugh. I wish many of the stories we heard weren’t NDA items because they are incredibly funny and it helps illustrate that these builders of the products we load on our computers are people too and make mistakes and laugh at things just like everyone else in the world.

Let me, for a moment, point out the Backseat Architects specifically… I don’t know everyone in that group but I know of at least three and these three are some of the most passionate and well informed people concerned the DS that I know of. How many companies do you know with people who leave a group or maybe never were even officially part of a group care enough about it to establish a DL to discuss the group and products from that group and help the official folks with all of it? I would love to be on that DL so if any of you figure out a way to pull that off, please do.

Overall, the people around the world who rip on Microsoft and say it and the people who work there are evil and looking to do bad things, etc simply don’t know the people inside the company. They are good people, real people, who want to make things better and do so within the confines and boundaries that exist for them. I know of no other company that I have worked with that has such passion for its products and customers. Not everyone at MSFT is like that, but certainly most of the people I deal with in Redmond certainly are and it is extremely obvious to me.

So thanks to those folks so closely tied to the DS… Thanks for seeing us, thanks for explaining things to us, thanks for debating with us, thanks for the hilarious stories we can’t share with anyone, and thanks for being who you are and doing what you do every day… Thank you ~Eric, Brett, Dmitri, Matt, Nathan, Stephanie, Moon, Uday, Dushyant, Dennis, Siddharth, James, Jason,  and all of the folks I got to meet on this trip whom I haven’t gotten to know well yet.

Several of you will continue hearing from me regularly, some of you should expect to hear from me more, probably considerably  more, so I can make sure I get my input into what you are doing because, well, because I care; I want you to continue to produce products I want to continue to use. :)  If any of you need anything from me, you know where to find me. If I don’t respond, it is simply because I am very busy and just behind or Exchange or Outlook ate the message you sent and you know who to go tap on the shoulder about that. 😉

 

    joe

 

[1] Which seem to, as a whole, like me now – ExchMbx really raised my value in the eyes of the Exchange MVPs I think. I don’t feel this was always the case, there was a time where at least some of them were upset with me because they thought I was just calling their baby ugly because I simply felt like saying it was. Over time they seemed to have realized I had some clue what I was talking about and didn’t just do it to complain, but because I wanted to see the product get better… and again, I don’t think ExchMbx hurt me in their eyes…

[2] Bad geek humour

Rating 3.00 out of 5

Active Directory Provider for Power Shell

by @ 2:22 am. Filed under general

There was, of course, a session, actually several at the MVP Summit about Power Shell and what I was, in particular, involved with, was the Active Directory Provider the MSFT DS team is working towards. At the beginning of the first session I was caught off guard and really had to laugh pretty hard… The design goal according to one of the slides in the PPT deck was… "To make all joe admins… joeware admins…". Basically what they were saying or as I interpreted it was that they wanted to make it so any admin could basically pull off what I pull off in code or otherwise with Active Directory. That was a very nice compliment from the Microsoft folks to me. I mean I have found that the MSFT devs will listen to me and what I have to say but it was very nice to have been told directly like that on a slide. Not really an ego thing, more of a wow, I must be doing something fairly right type thing.

I am not sure how much I can say about the new provider other than they are working on it which I doubt was or is a surprise to anyone anywhere – I mean they had to right? Anyway MVPs are under NDA and I, in particular, am under several NDAs for the various accesses and visibility into the company and I am not willing to risk that. I will say it is a very passionate team working on things who want to try to do the best for the admins to make them flexible and powerful. To be honest I really didn’t see anything that would make me start using PoS but then I am also not the normal product target for that type of product. This doesn’t mean it isn’t good for other people for their various uses. I offered up my services to look over specs and give as much feedback as they are willing to take that will be helpful for the product for its launch. I want them to do an amazing job with it.

Anyway we had one quick brief teaser intro session that was a portion of a larger health/baseline/management session. It was only a few minutes. The next day (Wed) we had a nice 90 minute session which picked up outside on break after the session was over and then eventually picked back up in the main room again between presentations. All total we spent at least a good 3 hours on this new component. It deserves it. This is important stuff. The AD Provider team received a flood of feedback on the product in the course of that three hours and hopefully they will be able to get everything incorporated in the first version. We want to have something that is positively amazing on release or MSFT will find people aren’t using it. We all tried to be very direct about that.

Rating 3.00 out of 5

ADAM 2008 on Vista…

by @ 2:20 am. Filed under general

The MSFT DS Dev team needs our help. They need use cases for ADAM 2008 on Vista as well as future client OSes to push for an install that works on Vista and future client OSes. Apparently they want to do it and my response of "what are you kidding me, how come I can’t load it right now?" wasn’t good enough, they need help getting it justified and so if you have any use cases other than for developers… Let me know and I will pass it on.

Rating 3.00 out of 5

ADAM vs ADLDS

by @ 2:19 am. Filed under general

Sorry MSFT Marketing, I will not call ADAM by the new name you want to give it, ADLDS, no matter how much you want me to….

I also will not call AD, ADDS….

Rating 3.00 out of 5

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