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Its official, I don’t understand people. I am working on the tiling the kitchen floor in my house which was built in 1939. The thing I don’t understand is that as I rip up the crappy Pergo(t) flooring that was in place, I expect to see the main structural part of the floor. Why do […]
What is supposed to happen in a democracy is that each sovereign citizen will always vote in the public interest for the safety and welfare of all. But what does happen is that he votes his own self-interest as he sees it… which for the majority translates as ‘Bread and Circuses’. -Jubal Harshaw in To […]
I’ve never understood how God could expect His creatures to pick the one true religion by faith – it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe. – Jubal Harshaw in Stranger in a Strange Land (Robert A. Heinlein) Rating 3.00 out of 5
The basis of all morality is duty, a concept with the same relation to a group that self-interest has to individual. Nobody preached duty to these kids in a way they could understand — that is, with a spanking. But the society they were in told them endlessly about their ‘rights.’ The results should have […]
I was working on testing the new ADFIND beta (V01.27.00 beta 2)this evening when I ran into what confused the heck out of me and I eventually decided it might be a bug. I was trying to list some schema attributes and I had a strong idea of what should be returned… The query was […]
What do phones, beepers, and PDAs have in common? Well now a days lots of things and in fact one of any of those will function as the others. What I mean in particular is that people have enslaved themselves to those devices. When someone’s phone or beeper or PDA goes off do you see […]
Sometimes you want to run a simple command against every machine in a list or otherwise run a simple command and change one piece of info. Here is a quick and dirty script to do it. For instance, lets say you want to check the AD Site every one of your Exchange Servers is in… […]
Ever want to parse a CSV file with perl? If you have used perl, the answer is probably yes. What happens if the delimiter you use, say the comma, is also used in one of the fields but the field is quoted so the comma shouldn’t be visible when you parse the string by comma… […]
I would rather the money have been spent on putting a man on the moon thanks… http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/Politics/story?id=1183436 With great fanfare, Alaska Airlines recently rolled out what it calls the “Salmon-Thirty-Salmon.” Thirty painters worked around the clock for 24 days to paint a 100-foot salmon on a 737 airplane, which went into service today. The $500,000 […]
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