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So you say you like the joeware utilities…

by @ 11:21 pm on 5/12/2010. Filed under general

A generous way to say thank you would be to purchase this house for me and pay up the taxes and utility costs for the next 50 years… Oh yeah, the salary for the full staff that would be needed to maintain the place would also need to be supplied. 🙂

http://lakebutlersound.net/6121-kirkstone-ln-windermere-fl-34786-mls-o4978867

90,000 square feet

13 bedrooms

23 bathrooms

20 car garage

2 outdoor pools

1 indoor pool

baseball field

1 30×37 kitchen and 10… yes 10 satellite kitchens[1]

2 tennis courts

two story wine cellar

bowling alley

roller skating rink

fitness center

rock grotto with 80 foot waterfall

Japanese steakhouse island that seats 12

12 foot two-sided aquarium!!!

And much more…

 

   joe

 

[1] I figure that the mass of the main kitchen was too strong for the satellite kitchens to resist the gravitational pull and are in permanent orbit…

Rating 3.00 out of 5

One Response to “So you say you like the joeware utilities…”

  1. Rich says:

    Good God man! That’s insane that a house like that exists. How many people do you need to have over, to fully require 10 satellite kitchens?

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