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Some Government Stooge: Alright people, I’m in charge now and we will find these terrorists. Some Government Stooge: Jarvis, I want you to check for any terrorist chatter on AOL… Some Government Stooge: Marley and Greggs try searching for Nuclear Devices on AskJeeves.com Kyle: Ask Jeeves????! Kyle: No one uses Ask Jeeves, just Google search […]

Daylight savings time          Microsoft waits way too long                   Admins get sore ass Rating 3.00 out of 5

Thomas:  There’s a knock on the door. I open it, and there’s this cute little girl scout- Nellie: And she was so adorable, with the little pig tails and all. Thomas: And she says to me, “How would you like to buy some cookies?” And I said “Well, what kind do you have?” She had […]

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The best part of the Super Bowl… I don’t even know who played the game. http://www.youtube.com/superbowl Rating 3.00 out of 5

A previous manager of mine sent this to me… Rating 3.00 out of 5

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor, George W. Bush, and his elevation to the White House. The old Texan said, […]

You probably have seen these already but thought that I would share just in case… http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/175139/jokeid/52803 http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/175141/jokeid/52819 http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/175142/jokeid/52820 http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/175143/jokeid/52821 http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/175144/jokeid/52822 http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/175145/jokeid/52823 Rating 3.00 out of 5

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I was digging through some old files (like 1995/1996 old) today and found a couple of old gems I will post… this is one of them…    joe — Some of you programmers expressed irritation about being described as eccentric in last week’s top ten list. To placate you, we present an excerpt from some […]