Thomas:
There’s a knock on the door. I open it, and there’s this cute little girl scout-
Nellie:
And she was so adorable, with the little pig tails and all.
Thomas:
And she says to me, “How would you like to buy some cookies?” And I said “Well, what kind do you have?” She had thin mints, graham crunchy things-
Nellie:
Raisin oatmeal.
Thomas:
Raisin oatmeal, and I said “We’ll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?” And she looks at me and she says, “…Uh I need about tree-fitty.”
Nellie:
…Tree-fitty.
Thomas:
Well, it was about that time that I notice that girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.
Nellie:
The Loch Ness monster.
Thomas:
I said, “Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain’t giving you no tree-fitty!” It said, “how about just two-fitty?” I said, “Oh, now it’s only two-fitty!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!”
Nellie:
Lord, he was angry.
Thomas:
Damn right, I was angry!
Nellie:
Not you, the monster. He was about to kick your ass.
Thomas:
Aah, shut your mouth, woman!
