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Don’t attribute to genius that which can be adequately explained by stupidity or laziness. Rating 3.00 out of 5

The AD Service Support Team is like the people who build and maintain the roads. We get told how many and how heavy of cars we should expect to support and we build and support to that spec and then when the traffic starts flowing we don’t care if the cars are red, green, blue, […]

I have long had a personality quirk where the less time I have the more direct I get. Well perhaps I should restate that. I am a very direct person who has learned over the years that when you have the time, take that time to present ideas in a smooth socially acceptable way that […]

"The Cloud" – that place where all of your IT issues are solved. But the sales folks are a little "nebulous" on exactly how… — joe (@joewaredotnet) May 11, 2013 Rating 4.60 out of 5

Eventually everyone and everything will be forgotten. So what does that mean? Don’t be afraid to make mistakes, in the end it doesn’t matter and no one will remember. Rating 4.40 out of 5

No one wants to let out the knowledge that their Identity System took a major shot in the ass. That is the kind of thing that causes free-fall stock price crashes.    – me Rating 4.00 out of 5

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.   -Mahatma Gandhi Rating 4.33 out of 5

“The really really bad thing is that when it blows and goes viral in the media, no one is going to sit back and figure out that Company XYZ was being stupid, it is going to be that IT Provider ABC didn’t run the environment properly.”    -me Rating 3.00 out of 5

Stuart: Hmm. Nice not to drink alone. Raj: Amen to that. Sometimes I pour a little chardonnay into my dog’s water bowl. Stuart: You’re kidding. Raj: She’s kind of a mean drunk, but what are you gonna do? Stuart: Cheers. Raj: Cheers.      – Big Bang Theory Rating 4.00 out of 5

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.   – Douglas Adams Rating 4.25 out of 5